How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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