i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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