People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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