remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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