Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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