please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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