Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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