I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
