Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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