Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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