before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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