margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
jump out the window naked night went bad
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