small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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