David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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