i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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