she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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