it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
sex in a hospital.. check
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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