The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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