Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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