Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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