I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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