are you still at the devil's house?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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