i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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