I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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