Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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