But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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