I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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