whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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