I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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