I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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