Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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