My sheets look like a crime scene.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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