so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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