You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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