I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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