NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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