i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
