i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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