oh god the rape fog is back!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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