My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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