Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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