Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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