I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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