I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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