The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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