This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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