I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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