he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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