Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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