the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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