belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
