I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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