is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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