Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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