That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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