How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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