Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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