I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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