Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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