Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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